Party. P-A-R-T- Y? Because I gotta!

Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
Fictional or nonfictional?

How do you flush the toilet in public?
*puzzled expression* I don't.

Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Of course. It's rule number 4. Haven't you seen Zombieland?

Do you have a crush on someone?
....Fictional or nonfictional?

Name one thing you worry about running out of.
Time. It's what most of mankind worries about running out of. And coke.

What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
Angelina Jolie. Minus her.....shapeliness. Or so I've heard.

What is your favorite pizza topping?
MEAT....and mushrooms.

Do you crack your knuckles?
*shame* I can't.

What song do you hate the most?
I don't know the name, but it has very distinctive lyrics that consist of the question "What yo' name is?" repeated.

Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
Clever, One Who Questions. Devilishly clever.

What are your super powers?
I can hear a can of coke being opened from a mile away....
Listen...*pfffft* Ah! Still good!

Peppermint or spearmint?
Oh, peppermint, definately.

Where are your car keys?
Don't got none.

Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
Dunno.

What is your best physical feature?
Dunno. NEXT.

What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Mayonaisse. Lettuce. Cheese. Lots of cheese.

What superstition do you believe/practice?
None.

What color are your bed sheets?
Green. I feel as if my answers are dwindling into single syllables....

Would you rather be a fish or a bird?
A bird may love a fish, signore, but where will they live?
....does a cuttlefish count? Because that would be stupendous.

Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
Nah.

What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
Epic tales of danger and intrigue! And Don't Stop Believin' (*point* Don't you judge me!)

If you could go back or forward in time,where would you go?
Back. Medieval Germany. Just so I could use my Ipod to impress people and make them think I was some sort of god, like in "The Crusade".

If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
Fictional or nonfictional?

What do you do when no one is watching?
I dress like a lady and dance on the green.

Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
BLAZE OF GLORY!!

Coffee or Tea?
Coke.

Have you ever been in love?
I have not known love, 'tis true.

Do you talk to yourself?
I talk to imaginary people and inanimate objects. Is that considered talking to oneself?